IdentiC's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[: Drugs In Your Head :]

Glad you posted it.

Im not sure how to stand in all this. On one hand id rather see someone take some herb for their problems, then pushing 5-10 different pills that fucks up their liver. Had a friend who is scizo, and the only thing that made her sleep was either 2 types of drug classified pills, or half a blunt. On the OTHER hand legalisation would just make all the crackheads ask for a blunt whenever they hurt a knee, alternatively, hurt themselves to get empathy and some more weed, just like you pointed out.

What really ticks me off with all this is, my main reason for depressions are the news papers. People dying cause of some fuck high on something, thought it be a good idea to bash their head in for 1 dollar, while the "experts" debate on how to solve the problem. This is where some ass comes up with "Lets push some more drugs!"

So what am i saying here?

Your rants are awsum, and i hope your gonna continue this for a good while.

Foamy brings hope. :P

[Telefrancais collab]

my oh my

Really nice work! One of the better collaborations ive seen! The animation quality is what it is, but after i saw the episode this was based on i realised how well this was put together! Trying to get 8 people to work as one is just an amasing feat imo, especially over the internet.

So if anyone is reading this, check out the first REAL episode on youtube and just skim thrue it. This collab will make alot more sense afterwards.

Funny how this was intended as a pure joke, but came real close to the original..

10/10 5/5 for keeping the spirit of the show true, and still make it your own.

Even though i only watched one episode. xD

[hugs are good]

Lawls n such

For some reason this made me think of all thiems teenager horror movies, where people die in the most retarded of ways.

For some reason though i feel a monocle would be in place.

And cake..

Anyho, omg crappy animation, but really sweet voice acting, and being what it is i feel its worth a 7, being entertaining n such.

**smooch**

Sethdd responds:

=O yay I got a kiss! so awesome! thanks for the review! and I agree there definitely should be some cake!

[The Last Gift]

Mockery is fun.

It really is, but it comes down to how you mock someone. The art, and overall style on the flash was great, and you set a really great mood for what the flash was about. And then you went and made everything you built up a mood for invalid, making jesus poop bread and fish to hide that this was really just a attempt to be funny, without actually having to put to much effort into the story board. I also got the feeling that this mockery was forced, sort of like you just HAD to make something to insult a certain group of people.

To finnish, im not a follower of any religion, and i love satir in most forms, but i disslike blatant insults.

"hahaha he poops bread and fish.."

You sir are a good at this, but this particular flash didnt gain my vote, not that you really care. ;P

[The Creep]

Enjoyable.

Well then. The time is 7:27 in the morning and im just heading out for school, and i decided to watch this little cartoon. Judging by the thumbnail i kinda realised what the quality would be like. I was pleasantly surprised. Im not sure if it is the mood im currently in, but the better part of the flash sorta just flowed with me, and i can still here the funky song in my head. The "storyline" was great for what it was, and almost hypnotic in its way of being told. I do however feel you could have worked a little more on the art. Added shadings, little more detail etc etc, because peronally, im growing tired of everyone riding the crappy flash wave that Egoraptor created. Lastly i hated the ending. It just spoiled the good mood the flash had set up for me, and i just felt dissapointed, plus i wanted to see what a safe city looks like. You built up suspense, and then you ruined it with a random trippy colour thingy. Shame on you id say.

All in all a good flash, much better then alot of things i see here on newgrounds, but also alot worse.

Thanks for uploading!

[Dream Adventure!]

Yays

Basically the 8 star is because im not completely sure how to rate this.

I liked this flash, alot! When i started watching it i was wondering where you were going with this, the suddenly it started to spazz out, and the messages kept popping up and i dunno. I could relate to my own gaming, and big chunks of holes in my life, and how you can never win. It always ends with game over.

Dont know what else to say other than, thanks for sharing!

Emptygoddess responds:

You're welcome.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep2]

Nice..

What bugs me is that, both of you have this insane amount of talent, and yet, you cower behind either crappy drawings, or crappy plot lines, and yeah im looking at especially you egoraptor.

I like this series somewhat, i really do. I see the puns, and i think i understand the value of the practise it gives, but still.. You guys could make a really awesome series, anime or otherwise, so why arent you? What if you made a serious effort, and produced something you could look at and say, "hells yeah, that was a fucking bitch to produce!"

Now maybe the girlchan series is just that, but it sure as hell doesnt show!

8/10 cause voice and art is really nice and fluid..

But alas, dissapointing..

[Teen Pregnancy]

Kewl

Nice sound and overall nice setup for the story or encounter rather. its a shame you dont try to do the animation yourself because, you got the style down it seems. Just a couple of extra frames and it would have counted as a animation.

And the fact that people are refering to this as a animation should speak for itself!

Other then that you could always try the forums and see if you can find a hungry animator. If you havent already, try as a voice actor, just to get in touch with some animators.. Heard you lot are quite wanted a while back. ^^

Goodluck to you sir :)

[BlownOutOfProportion4 (1)]

Well

I usually read authors comment before i watch a flash, so i understand your motives behind this, and i shall offer you some critisism cause you asked for it so nicely.

First off, as you already stated, sound and animation is not that great, and i understand why you dont want to focus to much on that, you wanna be a comedy writer, but here in lies the problem. The pasing, voice acting, and animation took out the edge from alot of the jokes. It became sluggish, and at times well, kinda boring. I found it hard to keep my focus up long enough to catch the jokes hidden inbetween the fillers and stuff.

And sure i think dick jokes and the likes are fun stuff, but when everything starts revolving around it (spewing, tits, dicks and gay jokes) it starts to get a bit old.

Have you thought about trying to find a animator along with some voice actors to write for? You said you wanted to be a writer, and whats better practise then trying to work with some people over the net? Not only do you gain the experience at working as a team, you also gain feedback, and a hopefully higher quality overall.

All in all i found it a decent flash, but the sloppy animation and sound sorta took lots of the edge of for me.

And for the record, one of the points of being in comedy buisness is trying to be either original, or surprise people. ThreeD did offer you some serious critism only in a very sloppy way. You want to improve, then dont flip of your audience, even if their views on things are in direct contrast to yours.

Thanks.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

LOL, ThreeD was actually the only one I flipped off on cause it was getting annoying, im usually very laid back and accepting of the nasty comments, i am the creator of junkyard animations so im used to the criticism :P

but yeah, u do raise some good points... i just dont think id be able to find an animator whod want to animate a 30 minute flash for me lol, id be better off pitching a script to t.v. after considering it and revising it over and over, this episode was just a test to get some good feedback... thanks for yours bro! :)

[Culture Clubbing]

Nice!

Ct. Capitalism is right as usual. Why adapt to other cultures when you can just melt it down into a big pile o' goo. Actually thats what we do in the western world, not only just in the U.S. The melting pot has begun to expand to other countries aswell, some call it evolution, some globalisation, some brainwashing or otherwise. Never actually thought about it untill now, so kudos for bringing it up, not that i didnt have enough to keep me up at nights.

I also wonder who that person is who made the anime bit is! That stuff is gold, and was better animated than alot of the shows you see on TV. Id love to see some of his other work aswell, because it was just flawless! Sorry to say, but he beats you when it comes to raw animation. ;)

Audio and Animation gets 10/10 for both parts though, also because i can tell youve improved alot over the years, and as stated above, Sam is a reincarnated avatar of the flash god. May he never let any TV show limit him, cause seriously.. He can go places.

Thanks for sharing <3