Old sonic! :D
Well then! Congratulations on the most original sonic flash ive ever seen! And also, the first version of sonic with nipples. :P
I liked the overall presentation of the flash, it was not to long, nor to short, it was different and had alot of mood in it. You could really feel how sonic had devolved into a old scrawny man, with no real care but to eat drink and sleep.
The downside of the flash, and i think this is the main reason people are put of by it, is the momentum. The pauses are a bit to long, and it feels like the characters are stating points, instead of talking. "Stop starring at my nipples" for example. There is nothing wrong with your humour though, cause it was very random, and especially the car part made me giggle, and the way sonic ate and drank in different ways.
I liked this flash, but you should improve on momentum, voice acting, and the general pasing of the events.
Thanks for uploading!